Monday, May 11, 2009

Boob Mail

It's time to talk boobs...Is it my imagination or are boobs getting bigger these days? Oh......I guess you think I have my mind on nothing but boobs. No, no..it's not that way. I love other parts of the female form even more and........never mind....I will get myself in trouble and be labeled a sexist if I mention those other parts.
But I emphatically state that I am not a"boob man"(in the sense that boobs aren't what attracts me to a lady.) It's just that as I walk the streets of the U.S. and in foreign countries I have noticed more and more large, well formed boobs. Might this be the work plastic surgeons? Well, I am not sure about this size increase, because I haven't asked women to take off their shirts for measurements.
But it does appear that anecdotal evidence in this case is good data. And I once was informed of a web site called 'Pick The Best Body Parts' in which member pay $20 or so to log into the site and proceed to place pictured of their best body part there. Other members vote each month and the male and female with the best parts wins 5 cents per vote received at the site. I never joined or used the site because it seems vain and pointless to look at parts there when there are beautiful parts free for leering all about us both on and off line.
But I did read that boobs are big winners at that site. People there most love boobs, even women love other women's boobs (but that's a subject for another E mail). Why, the mega list site, 'Wanderlist' even has a list for nicknames of female breasts. It has over 2000 nicknames entered n that list. How about "Lovely lady Lumps", "Udders", "Fun Bags", "hoohoos", "melons'..oh, that's enough evidence I guess..Hey! I am innocent (maybe), just passing on information here. I didn't create those nicknames.
One more great illustration of the growing interest and appearance of boobs these days comes from China. Bra producers have been forced to offer bigger cup sizes in China because improved nutrition is busting all previous chest measurement records. "It's so different from the past when most young women would wear A- or B-cup bras," Triumph brand saleswoman Zhang Jing told the Shanghai Daily from the Landmark Plaza of China's commercial hub. "You...never expect those thin women to have such nice figures if they are not plastic."
The report said that the Hong Kong-based lingerie firm Embry Group no longer produces A-cups for larger chest circumferences and has increased production of C-, D- and E-cup bras to meet pressing demand. The Beijing Institute of Clothing Technology released a report last week saying the average chest circumference of Chinese women has risen by nearly 1 cm (0.4 inch) to 83.53 cm (32.89 inches) since the early 1990s, the daily said.
This phenomenon, it said, was due to women eating more nutritiously and taking part in more sport. Similar growth in the average height of children prompted a rethink last year in Beijing on the height allowance for free bus rides. But of course, we all know how common plastic surgery for boobs has become in China. I suspect the surgeon is as responsible for bigger boobs in China and in most other countries today than is a better diet.
This is all leading know where for me. I merely wanted to make an observation about a female part that seems to be growing. Feel free to make your own observation about a male body part if it replaces a desire on your part to kill me for wasting an entire portion of an E mail on the subject of boobs.

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