Dining With Nurses

There is a new theme restaurant called 'The Hear Attack Grill' in Tempe, Arizona that is causing controversy among the good nutritional and the nurse crowds. It's because the food is a cholesterol nightmare, and because all the waitresses employed there are attractive ladies dressed in naughty nurse uniforms- skimpy nurse outfits with cleavage showing, high heels and thigh high stockings.... the ultimate male fantasy. The food includes the 'Quadruple Bypass Burger' and 'Flatliner Fries', both cooked in pure animal lard.that and the rest of the menu is nothing one would find in a health food store.
Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general's office, and one national nursing group has asked the restaurant to stop using the outfits on the basis that nurses, the most fanatsized-about- professional workers, don't need a public encouragement of the crazies out there to see nurses as being sexual beings.
The manager of the Heart Attack Grill says that the complaints are just from people who are prudes, cranks, and lunatics, that the sexy nurse waitresses actually glorify nurses as being physically attractive and desirable individuals rather than the old image of the bedpan changing sourpuss nurse that mediums have created for us over the years.
I think the Heart Attack Grill sounds like a clone of the Hooters style restaurant, where big busted sexy waitress serve mediocre to bad food but attract huge crowds of leering male patrons. The Heart Attack Grill gives diners a choice among four cheeseburgers: the Single, Double, Triple and Quadruple Bypass Burger. All are a nutritional nightmare.
If you want to try the Quadruple Bypass Burger be prepared to eat a huge sandwich bun stacked with four slabs of beef (that equal a total of 1 kilo in weight) alternating with four pieces of cheese and a mound of bacon. But the sexy "nurses" serving you the heart attack are not medically qualified won't be able to resuscitate you as you keel over with cholesterol blog after finishing your sandwich.
The restaurant says that all customers (called "patients" by the Grill Restaurant) who finish a Quad can be get the sexy waitress of their choice to push them out to their cars in wheelchairs at no additional charge. Now that's the definition of fine dining for any man!