Going Wild

Do you ever get those "Girl's Gone Wild" CD junk mail offers? I get them all the time in my hot mail box that I use for...welll...junk. I wonder if they send that out as to the sex of the receiver or in general. And is there a "Guys Gone Wild" CD too. I haven't heard of that, but I think there ought to be one too. After all, guys are considered the more wild sex than girls. I usually delete that the "Girls Gone Wild" offers, but today I got "wild" and decided to see what those naughty girls are doing. I clicked on the ad link to take me to the place where those wild girls must be doing wild things. Well, his 2 CD offer aid that one of the movies is called "Ultimate Rush- The Ride of your Life". The site says that "The Ultimate Rush is an adrenaline rush "like no other! (How do they know about my adrenaline rushes?). Amateurs attempting death defying thrills in the world of extreme sports and girls going wild! FEEL THE RUSH!"
I have to be honest and say after looking at the web site that sells that CD I didn't "feel the rush" they alluded to. Maybe I have lost my rush or just don't understand rushing or whatever those ladies do on the video. The only feeling I had was that the site was rushing me to buy something I have no interest in buying.
The second video on sale is called "Girls Gone Wild- First Timers". What a fitting title for me, since this was my first time checking on the Girl's Gone Wild CD offers. the description of this one says, "These hot college girls (Their moms will be glad they study as well as go wild) won't forget their first time.....neither will you! Our young coeds are on the loose and doing things they've never done before (I have my doubts about that). FIRST TIMERS brings the hottest action you've ever see."
At the bottom of that spiel was the order button, and guess what! Was this my lucky day??? It said both videos are free. And something else those wild girls are doing for us. The videos now come with "discounted shopping". I had to clicked the order button to see what other "miscellaneous charges" would be added to the purchaser of the "free" Girls Gone Wild CD's..30-Day Money-Back Guarantee!
Here is the scam for those men who want wild girls acting out in their CD players' "When you purchase Girls Gone Wild with your credit card, your satisfaction is unconditionally guaranteed! ALL Girls Gone Wild videos come with a full 30 day money-back guarantee (less s&h). Plus, you’ll also be the first to check out the latest, all new, totally uncensored Girls Gone Wild action! About once a month, until you tell us otherwise, you’ll automatically receive a hot new Girls Gone Wild video featuring even more hot girl-on-girl action for the regular price of only $19.99 plus $6.99 shipping and handling, billed to the same credit card you are using today".
Though the person who gets the free (there is a one dollar charge for shipping) CD advertised set has to give a credit card number and automatically pays $26.98 each month with an automatic charge to the credit card number he gives., Ha! I bet even the Girls Gone Wild couldn't stop those charges from continuing indefinitely.
Who buys these kinds of light porno CD's? Not I, for certain. I wonder if women buy them, maybe to stimulate their boyfriend or husband. Or is it the dirty old men in their rain coats that have the "Girl's Gone Wild" collection? More likely it is all of the above and every other conceivable type of person. Uh....feel free to download a copy if you happen to have one lying around....