Message Board Entreaties

I clicked onto a Message Board link on the home page of my server (Bell South) today and I saw some interesting comments. My, it seems I have to read that silliness to know what the state of the world is today. Here are five of the things posted and actually discussed there today.
1) "Lazy Men"- what is there a need for that subject. We all know that men are lazy. But there are quite a few comments about this, and some women even claim to be shocked that their man is lazy. Hmmmm Maybe I should start a message board on "Blind Women', since every woman should already know that men are lazy.
2) "180 Abused Dogs"- No this is not a follow up to lazy men and the ladies weren't calling them dogs. It is a series of comments about a judge ruling that allowed someone to keep 160 dogs. The comments there were conclusion that all judges and all law was unjust because keeping so many dogs must inevitably lead to abuse of them. I was tempted to ask what happened to the dogs in the Tsunami of 12/26, but that would have turned the comment ors into rabid animals of one sort or another.
3) "The Real 12 Days of Christmas"- This was one post, no reply and one need not read too many of the list to see why. The lady who posted this message gave maudlin diatribe to her own personal belief in Jesus and thanked Jesus for "Her Salvation". Sigh.. I wonder why Jesus would want to save that lady.
4) Make $6000 from $6- If you want to be rich i suppose this is the message you should read. It gives ":instructions" on how you can make up to $50,000 in "20 to 60 days" ( If that person can make so much money, why does he need to post messages about it). It's a mail order scam that says "This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants" Actually, it is successful for the creator because it relies on the stupidity of people who give money to enroll in it.
5) "Women losing all reproductive rights"- This listing said Bush will destroy not only peace and decency in the world, but also take away the reproductive rights of women. I am not sure how he's supposedly to do that...........