Sex On A Plane

Remember that awful film entitled "Snakes on a Plane".  The premise was so lamb and unbelievable that the film was laughable.  The idea that number of poisonous snakes was on board threatening or killing passengers is so as ridiculous as people having sex openly on a plane. Wait a minute! I retract the last remark, because according to Southwest Airlines it happened last month. One couple on a Southwest flight from Atlanta to Las Vegas reportedly didn't hold back on hanky panky, engaging in sexual activity while on board.

That's right. They did the nasty right in their seats. “Apparently, they just couldn't control themselves,” Michael Oram, spokesman for McCarran International Airport in LasVegas. “They were all over each other.” I guess the old adage of "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, doesn't apply to people having sex on the tarmac. Anyway, as they were high altitude humping the couple was informed to refrain from such actions while on the flight, but ignored the instructions.

Police met the couple at the gate but no arrests were made, and the investigation will not proceed with an arrest at this time. In other words I might be wrong about that adage. It's fair to say that what happens in Vegas really does stay in Vegas, at least in this instance. A spokeswoman for Southwest Airlines confirmed the incident, saying “Southwest does not condone this type of activity and we apologize to the other passengers onboard who were potentially exposed to this activity.”

This is the second time this summer that someone's been caught engaging in sexual activity while in flight. In June, a passenger filmed and place on You Tube a video of a fellow who was engaged to be married getting a lap dance from a female who was not his fiancees on a Ryanair flight. The man, who was traveling with his bachelor party, was reportedly sad to leave his fiancé at home for the event, which is why his buddies asked the woman cheer him up. I suspect that his bride to be might be sad to see that video as well.