Those crazy extremist, fundamentalist Muslims and I finally agree on
something. I am assuming it is not that I have become as nutty as they,
but rather a recognition of good that taste has overcome them. Muslim
protesters chanting "God is Great" near a shopping complex in Riffa,
Bahrain were out in force to protest, no not we infidels, but instead
one particular infidel........Kim Kardasian. Kim was in Bahrain to help
open a business called " Millions of Milkshakes". But to prevent a riot
police fired tear gas to disperse more than 50 hard line Islamic
protesters denouncing her presence in the Gulf kingdom. Too bad we don't
have riot police to keep her from re entering the U.S.
How can it
be that the most irrational of all humans but not the saner ones,
recognize the vapid, tasteless routine that Kim and her reality TV
"starts" present? Earlier the lawmakers of Bahrain had tried to ban Kim
with a resolution that claimed that she is "an actress with a bad
reputation", but it failed when the parliament remembered all those sex
tapes and bad reality shows they saw Kim in. What Muslim wants to ban
those. So the crazy mullahs came to the rescue of Bahrain with organized
protests of her appearance and the standard death threats to Kim. The
joke is on the Mullahs though, for Kim has been brain dead for years.
Sigh...I
hate to agree with the crazy Muslims, but about this I do. Maybe I
should write to the Mullahs and suggest a few more protests for them
initiate. The world would be better off for it. How about telling Sheik
Mohammed (I assume there is a Mullah Mohammed...must be plenty of them
because their are more Mohammed's and more sheiks in the Mid east that
one could count) that cell phones are an infidel plot to brainwash the
pure minds of Muslims? Could help rid the world of plenty of those
cellular devices and bring peace and quiet to public places everywhere.
Hey
Mullah Mohammed! Did you listen to the lyrics of rap music lately? They
call Muslim women "bitches" and "ho's". If they can eliminate rap music
I may decide to join the Muslim Bortherhood League. I am feeling
solidarity. I should make a list of protests causes for Mohammed to
lead. Gee, crazy Muslims are not so bad after all.
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