To Cut Or Not To Cut

It happened again...the male nightmare. Another crazy woman chopped off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors after he passed out from a night of drinking and taking pills. Hmmm, drinking and taking pills is almost normal these days in this age of irresponsibility. But cutting off love muscles is way too much abuse.

The woman is from Vietnam and her identity is vague. But we do know her husband is Taiwanese and that the cutting happened in Taiwan. I guess publicizing her name could increase the sales of scissors so much in Taiwan that it's best to keep it a secret and not exhaust the scissors supply. Press reports identify her as 'Pan' and she is being charged with assault that could lead to as much as 12 years in prison if she is convicted. The woman claims that the relationship with her Taiwanese husband was one of infidelity and abuse , and that is what led to her remove his favorite body part. She does not regret it in the slightest.

Uh, I assume he has plenty of regrets. But shouldn't she have known he was a substance abuser and a loser before she married him, or did he become like that only after they got married? Maybe she drove him to his bad behavior? Who knows? Anyway, she says that she's glad for what she did, and she feels that she taught him a lesson.

The woman told police that her husband, whom she'd been with for two years, was 29-years old and unemployed as well as a frequent user of illegal drugs. He also had an affair with another woman, which "Pan" says he did not try to hide at all. This was the straw that broke the camel's back. So, he got to say so long to his penis when she sawed if off with the scissors and threw it into a river. It looks like it became fish food. Poor fish.

It seems that the publicity about penis cutting has started a wave of it. Just last month a California woman drugged her husband before cutting off his weapon of love and then throwing it in their garbage disposal....all because he filed for a divorce. It's odd to hear that cutting off a penis is a trendy fad. In ancient times armies were sometimes known to sever the penises of their enemies to count the dead, as well as for trophies, In China long ago castration and penis removal was one punishment for sexual crimes. But the practice is being revived in some countries. From 1973 to 1980 one hundred cases of Thai women cutting off their husband's penises were recorded. In Asian cultures the practices is far more widespread. Hmmm I am scratching Thai women off my dating and marriage list.

Anyway, Pan's man will end up a eunuch, and she will spend sometime in jail, not a very nice approach to a problem. One lesson to learn from it is, if you are male and you marry, remove the scissors from your house and try to find an extra penis for disguise just in case.