Another sign that the end of the world must be near, While in a grocery store shopping and passing through the Christmas items aisles and I could not help but see the Christmas decoration kitchen towels,. But Alas! Political correctness has now even come to Santa land. One of them was imprinted with a big snowman who said, in large letters, "Help End Global Warming". Well, at least the nuts can't say Santa's sleigh is a gas guzzle, though the reindeer poo from Rudolph and company has probably been tagged as an environmental hazard. I wish the fanatics out there would leave Christmas alone and save the planet in the non holiday world.
Christmas today is not only over commercialized but that commercialization also has started to change. The traditions we have taken for granted and have been passed down from generation to generation are being replaced with a 'politically correct' version or, even worse, stopped altogether. When they start putting global warming on our Christmas kitchen towels it makes one wonder what is next. Haha Of course I have some suggestions for how to make Christmas even more politically correct. How about?
* Replacing Santa's "Ho Ho Ho" with a simple logo saying "Keep Street Walker's Out Of Christmas"
* Banning all the fat Santa's and replacing them with bare chested body builders
* Celery and lettuce under the tree instead of those cookies Santa usually gets
* Require condoms be issued with every mistletoe kiss
* Instead of that bumper sticker- "Keep Christ in Christmas", a new one... "Put Allah in Christmas"
* Rudolph out, hang glider sleighs in
* An environmentally approved, live potted, Hanukkah bush instead of Christmas treesThat's just a few ideas for changes to our politically incorrect Christmas holiday..
Perhaps you can add your own. It might make us all a little more inclusive..but a whole lot less interested in Christmas.
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