Straight On A Gay Cruise

I just read about an Italian couple who is suing a cruise line after the heterosexual couple ended up on board Italy's first gay cruise. Haha There were 1500 passengers and one straight middle aged couple who were both surprised and upset that they were booked on the cruise without being told it was for homosexuals. Events on board were gay-focused, so that couple must have been lost in gay space. News reports said the the couple was embarrassed after spotting people they knew but had not realized were gay on the ship.

This could be the plot for a movie, a comedy of course. Hollywood will use any idea it can get since it has been out of original ideas for so many years. It makes me think (a dangerous habit for me) about some other uncomfortable concepts that movie makers might use for a script. How about these odd premises.
* George Bush reads a book- In this action show George actually picks up a book (though only a comic book) and tries to read. Given George's intellectual skills it may take some time to film his completion of the book. Episodes may take years to see it completed.
* The world's most pierced woman, Elaine Davidson adds more punctures to her body, bringing the grand total to 6,005.- But what is Elaine to do now that there is no space left on her body? In this movie she kidnaps un tattooed men , ties them up and tattoos them where it hurts...
* A man is addicted to prostate exams- in this medical drama a man goes for a prostate check and loves having the doctor stick his finger up there. Since after he asks other people to check it for me" and gets punched out when he does, the guy schedules daily appointments with doctors to have the prostate fingered.
* Obama is not God- after rumors start that Barack Obama isn't "always right" or immortal, critics dare to say the unthinkable in this politically correct world, that Obama is flawed like other humans.
* Al Gore's Global Warmed Life- Cameras follow the global warming chief as he behaves very much like a man who knows that Global warming is a hoax. Al is caught polluting with his private jet, living in an energy inefficient huge mansion, driving gas guzzler cars, and buying non degradable products.
Oh...maybe I am odd for even writing this stupidity.