Wednesday, April 17, 2013

How To Be A Bad Parent

What's the most difficult and most important job any human being can do? It's, of course, being a proper parent. But that job may be too difficult for too many these days. Cases of bad parenting proliferate today, which may explain why we have so many bad kids..who turn into even worse adults.....who probably produce more bad kids. Need some examples?

Having been banned from the Family Dollar Store after employees say she was stealing, Delaina Garling returned to the establishment and began pepper spraying the workers there. She then  handed the pepper spray can to her 7-year-old daughter, saying, "You know what to do, baby. Spray it!"  The 7-year-old apparently realized this was one of those times that mom is too stupid to know best and refused.  When police searched Dumb Delaina, she had a bag of marijuana and eight clonazepam pills on her thieving carcass. She was arrested and charged with simple assault, possession of a controlled substance and related offenses. Garling's children were placed in the custody of their father.  Uh, I am afraid to find out if dad is as awful as mom.

Hmmm I am going to nominate Delaina for 'Worst Parent of the Year' if there is any such award for the worst of parents out there. There are plenty of other candidates too. Take these examples of incidents that have occurred over the past six months and see if you can determine a trend in bad parenting, some similar elements in all of the garbage below that some call human beings.

-Carron Washington allegedly fed his 2-month-old daughter bleach because a friend from school told him it was a great cure for breathing trouble.
Her daughter is, but Washington recognized her own stupidity with a telling comment,  "It's probably be the dumbest decision I ever made in my life."

-Michelle Windgassen, 27, and John Lewis, 32, were arrested on charges of endangering a minor while they were under the influence of drugs at a Louisville restaurant. Officers found Windgassen in the bathroom snorting heroin, and Lewis admitted snorting heroin a couple hours earlier. Fortunately the child was found to be sober.

-Robert Forbes and Christina Forbes have been arrested by sheriffs in Citrus County, Fla. after their 9-year-old son was found with a cockroach in his ear. Those two may not be roaches themselves, but they have to be considered to be rats.

-Officials in Penn Yan, NY, say Kimberly Margeson, 54, passed two Oxycodone painkiller pills to her 30-year-old, William Partridge by french kissing him during a jail house visit. Can we just put those two on an abandoned island somewhere?

-Austin Davis is accused of beating his three children with a belt because one of his kids had passed gas in the car. Austin must have problems with constipation.

-For almost four years, police in upstate New York believed that Karl Karlsen's son Levi was accidentally crushed beneath a truck that he was working on in 2008. But after learning that Karlsen, 52, was the sole beneficiary of a life insurance policy on his 23-year-old son, they came to the conclusion that the father deliberately dropped the pickup on top of him. He was arrested on Nov. 23, 2012 and charged with second degree murder.  The judge in Karlsen's sentencing should tie him to an auto chair and make him listen to Mariah Carey records....forever.

-Koko Nicole Anderson, 21, from Mesa, Ariz., is shown after being jailed on aggravated DUI and criminal damage charges by County Sheriff's Office on Friday, Nov. 16, 2012. Anderson was charged after crashing her car with her infant son inside through a gate at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. When Koko fuels she seems to put more gas in her disgusting body instead of in her car.

- Ceasar Ruiz is accused of pouring rum into his infant son's feeding tube in October, 2012 in Belle Chasse, La. Well, some people do start drinking at an early age.

-William Lewallen was arrested after Tulsa police found his 18-month-old daughter locked in a metal dog cage, his naked 4-year old daughter outside on a cold afternoon and him asleep in a drug or alcohol induced stupor.  William would profit if her were to be sentenced  spend about 30 years in a kennel cage.

- Authorities in Virginia arrested 30-year-old Billie Jolene Warburton, of Norfolk, on Oct. 15, 2012, in the parking lot of a courthouse. Police allegedly found Warburton slumped over the steering wheel of her vehicle. Warburton's window was open, the motor was running and a young child was sobbing in a car seat in the back, police said. The officer allegedly observed blood on the center console and fresh injection marks on Warburton's arms. Warburton allegedly told police her child was crying because he had not been fed since the previous evening.  Unfortunately, Billie Jolene thinks she is a parent of her drugs and not a child.

-Arthur Langley has been arrested after leaving his one year old daughter at home alone last October so he could  go out and rob houses in Brookhaven, Pennsylvania. Let's hope Arthur doesn't steal and bring home any more kids.

-Federal agents have arrested Betsian Carrasquillo Penaloza for allegedly prostituting her 14-year-old daughter in Puerto Rico. Uh, it's probably a little too unusual youth job training program.

- 26 year old Jessica Schauer was charged with threatening to discharge a destructive device after allegedly saying she was going to blow up her daughter's elementary school. Witnesses say that Schauer warned, "Don't bring your kid to school that day," and when asked what day she meant, she said, "The day I blow it up." Hard to believe Jessica is smart enough to even set off a bomb.

-Cops found a 2-year-old girl under a couple's care sleeping outside a Florida mall at 2:45 a.m. on Oct. 1, 2012. Stacia Rogers and Jerry Mntavalo were arrested and charged with child neglect when it was found that Montalvo was allegedly on drugs, and Rogers let him leave with her daughter knowing that he was intoxicated. Maybe the kid was just keeping their place in line for that big Christmas sale event.

-James D. Blanchard, 21, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for abusing his newborn son. A medical doctor said that the child has lost his vision and will likely never walk or talk. The doctor also said the injury was common with shaken babies. I doubt the court will ever be able to shake any sense into that idiotic dad.

-Cops say that not only did Diana and Samuel Franklin keep their 15-year-old daughter in a chicken coop, they made her wear a shock collar and used it several times. Maybe they expect their daughter to lay eggs?

-Dario Napolitano is accused of kicking his 3-year-old son at Disney World in late June, 2012I say, let's let the Tasmanian Devil loose on Dario.

-Adolfo Gomez Jr., 52, and his wife, Deborah Gomez, 43, both of Northlake, Ill., were arrested at a Walmart in Lawrence, Kan., after someone spotted a 5-year-old boy sitting outside a sport utility vehicle with his hands and feet bound and a blindfold covering his eyes. Maybe the courts can blindfold and bound those two before they are executed?

-Brittany Hill allegedly tried to sell her 4-month-old boy in a classified ad in June, 2012. Someone was going to try and buy the baby, but decided to call Dallas police instead.

Well, it was a deterrent of sort. Most kids are so bad today that nobody would buy them.
-Brandi Baumgardner was arrested for injecting her daughter with heroin roughly 200 times when the girl was 14-years-old. Is torture too good to use  for Brandi?

- New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was arrested after taking her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning parlor. The daughter reportedly received severe burns from exposure to harmful ultraviolet radiation. In the aftermath of the arrest, Krentcil was banned from several local tanning salons.  The judge should sentence Patricia to attend a few Al Gore Global Warming lectures.

-Mistie Atkinson, 32, allegedly performed oral sex on her 16-year-old son and had sexual intercourse with him in a hotel room in Northern California. The two reconnected on Face book after the boy's father had assumed primary custody when the child was 2. Atkinson, whom the boy's father claims had a "boyfriend girlfriend relationship" with her son, also reportedly sent the child nude photos of herself. She pleaded no contest to the charges in a Napa County Superior Court. Yuk! That is too much motherly love.

-On May 17, police found Shana Bishop's 2-year-old son naked in a pile of trash on the floor of her car in South Carolina. The child was found when an unidentified resident called the police, alleging that Bishop was dancing naked in her driveway. Bishop was arrested in Spartanburg and charged with child neglect.  Shauna is nothing but trash herself.

-Misty Lawson, 30, a self described "professional baby maker" on her Face book page, allegedly punched her son in the face and body several times during an in-home, state-mandated anger management course.  Forget looking for Misty's Face book profile. Her baby making business has been closed.

-Elizabeth Escalona is facing child abuse charges after police said she glued her toddler daughter's hands to a wall, kicked her in the stomach and beat her over a potty training issue.  I recommend providing no toilet in Elizabeth's prison cell!


-Kimira Hysaw is accused of using a stun gun on her son after he failed to ask her permission to play basketball. I wonder if that kid's jump shot has been affected by Mom's stun gun?
Ok, despite my smarmy comments about the incidents above, they are all true, and just a small sample, a microcosm of dysfunctional parenting, and should be heart breaking to anyone possessed with the slightest decency in character. But do you notice a common thread in these horrid human beings? It's that all of them possess one or more of the following characteristics. They are either drug abusers, lack education, or are unemployable due to some deviancy of personality.  In this country one who is taker from society (lives permanently off welfare or from criminal behavior)  usually fits a criteria that includes one or more of the following: they are school dropouts, they abuse alcohol or other drugs, they are a parent of an illegitimate child, or they themselves are the products of bad parents. The givers in society (those who work, pay taxes, behave ethically) rarely fit into any if those groups.

Problem is, what can society do about not producing so many of givers? Any suggestions?  Kids need to  fewer takers and more givers in their lives.


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