Daffy Duck And Company

This month is the anniversary of the first appearance on screen of Daffy Duck. For people over the age of 6o it is significant. I grew up with Saturday morning carton characters who were simple and fun. There were no space rangers, alien monsters and the generally violent cartoon creatures today's kids know.  I am thankful for that because our cartoon characters, like Daffy, were harmlessly fun and silly, innocent in an innocent era. Maybe today's cartoon are so violent and cruel because the age is that way and they reflect it.

My favorite cartoons were the warner Brothers characters like Daffy, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Froghorn Leghorn etc. Strangely, each of them had an impediment, often a speech impediment, that the great voice of cartoon characters, Mel Blanc, exaggerated for humor. Today it would be politically incorrect, for instance, to introduce a new cartoon featuring a stutterer like Elmer Fudd.  This age is so insecure it can not laugh at human afflictions like stuttering because it is seen as cruel. But I never remember any stutterer complain about Elmer's affliction. It's probably because people then separated cartoons from reality. Today it's all a blur, given those cell phones make the unreal seem real and reality unreal.

That rant aside, who are your favorite cartoon characters? Are the modern ones better for you or do they disinterest you? I can't speak for others but some polls I have seen say Bugs Bunny is the all time favorite. Bugs is a street smart New York rabbit who speaks an awkward but effective English. Why he even gave us expressions from his own dialect disaster speak. "What's up Doc" is recognizable English not only in the United States, but among most non English speakers in most places world wide.

The often cited second most popular cartoon character of all time is Homer Simpson, a more modern creation who mimics human flaws. I am not often a TV watcher (since my early 20's it lost appeal to me) . I must confess that I have never seen that TV show, and thus, don't know Homer beyond what I have read about him. He does seem to be more real that the super hero cartoon characters that populate the tube today. I suspect that I would be more enlightened with time spent with homer than with some real characters that populate our culture today. Some other popular characters are Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Charley Brown, Fred Flintstone, Popeye, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Sponge bob Squarepants and on and on. Which is your favorite?

Anyway, Happy Birthday to Daffy Duck. May he live in popularity forever.

Chocolate Easter Bunnies

I wonder if I am paranoid. I am more and more seeing dark eyes staring at me, summoning me to them, actually asking me to eat them. Wait! Maybe I'm not crazy because those eyes are chocolate Easter bunny rabbit eyes. The annual Easter candy ritual in the U.S. used to be fun for me. There was no guilt then about gorging on chocolate rabbits and other candy. Today guilt rules and I have to pick my chocolate rabbit poison with restraint. My favorite is the hollow dark chocolate Easter Bunny.

The exact origins of the Easter bunny are somewhat a mystery. One theory is that the symbol of the rabbit stems from pagan tradition, specifically the festival of Eostre (a goddess of fertility whose animal symbol was a bunny). Rabbits, known for their energetic breeding, have traditionally symbolized fertility. The Germans are given credit or blame by many for bringing the Easter egg and later chocolate rabbit to the U.S. in the 19th century. In the end it doesn't matter who had the idea. It was a good one.

Those chocolate rabbits do seem to breed at my favorite grocery stores. Anyway, Easter chocolate is here to stay. I should say an Easter prayer to celebrate that. One is never too old or too fat to devour Easter Chocolate.  Even though milk chocolate consumption far outpaces dark chocolate sales my favorite is dark chocolate. Dark chocolate has more cocoa in it and fewer of those nasty additives so many milk chocolate rabbits have inside. I don't even notice when a milk chocolate bunny asks me to eat it. But those dark chocolate rabbits are impossible to resist. Those white "chocolate" rabbits contain no cocoa at al. I walk past them and don't even hear their summons.

There may be a personality style found in people who prefer dark to milk chocolate. I suspect that milk chocolate is favored more by traditional personality types. People who like milk chocolate seem "normal",  kind of mellow; they often go with the flow. Milk chocolate lovers  love to be the center of attention. They seem more sensuous and romantic. I suspect a milk chocolate fans are more reliable people.

We who prefer dark chocolate seem more picky (I like to call it sophisticated). They have strong opinions and tend to get dramatic, chocolate divas. Offer them milk chocolate and they might make a disgusted face and turn away. Dark chocolate lovers are energetic and decisive. They love people and have strong relationships but like controlling others in the relationship.

Then there are people like me who like to add coffee to the chocolate desserts they create. Chocolate brownies made with dark cocoa and a shot of coffee are the best. I guess the bitterness of dark chocolate merges well with the bitterness of coffee. I think I am making too much of all this. Forget all my rhetoric. I think I'll get a dark chocolate rabbit and bite off his head....

Put That Dog Meat Down!

These days it's getting harder and harder to find a good dog burger in some parts of Asia.  Taiwan has just banned the sale and consumption of cat and dog meat, a departure from most Asian country. Hmmmm Maybe Western culture is contaminating Asia to much. There are more than a few people barking at the new Taiwanese pooch policy. But Taiwan's legislature lifted its leg on those people and amended the Animal Protection Act to stop the eating of Fido. The new amendment imposes steeper fines and lengthier punishments for acts related to animal cruelty. These include a fine of  $1,600 to $8,000 for anyone caught selling or consuming cat and dog meat, or any other products that contain parts of the animals. The Taiwanese government will practice public shaming too by publicize the names and pictures of offenders.

Taiwan's president, Tsai Ing-wen, adopted three retired guide dogs in October  and also has two cats. But dog meat is still popular in places like China, Laos, South Korea, Cambodia, Thailand, the Philippines and even in parts of India. China has a dog eating festival in the Yulin where thousands of dogs are slaughtered annually. But anyone who has been to Shanghai and seen the parade of small dogs, cutely groomed and pampered, knows that China has many dog lovers now. In recent years the Yulin festival has been bombarded with petitions and online campaigns against dog eating as being cruel.

In 2016, Chinese and international animal rights activists presented a petition with 11 million signatures to protest the dog meat festival. Protesters say many of the dogs were either stolen or found astray, crammed in small cages and beaten to death in slaughterhouses. Estimates are that China killed more than 10 million of the roughly 30 million dogs slaughtered every year worldwide, that according to Humane Society International. Four million cats are killed every year in the country. In South Korea, where dogs are farmed for human consumption, about 2 million are kept in about 17,000 facilities, and many are killed by electrocution, according to the organization. The government's attempts to put an end to it have been halfhearted.

But as western culture continues to be popular in Asia using dogs as food  has become  controversial and frowned on there. Dogs as pets are becoming the norm for many middle and upper class Chinese. There's other good news in Asia for Fido.  Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand and Laos struck a deal to stop the trafficking of dogs for their meat. Killing and selling dogs for meat has been banned in the capital, Manila, for more than 30 years.  In the Philippines a nationwide ban on eating dog meat was enacted in 1998.  Perhaps the ban in Taiwan will be the impetus to make Fido less tasty and more pet friendly. We in the west make distinctions from the chicken, beef, pork and lamb we munch on conscience free, and our pets. Dogs and cats are seen as more human like than as farm food.  That Asia is moving to that same perception shows the power of western culture to "consume" all others these days.

The Burden Of Aging

Most people think being over 65 years of age signals old age. But It's not a magical age for old age to appear. Some people are old at 35, some not until 75 years of age and so on. I think there is a combination of attitude, mental decline and physical decline that determines aging. Every thing in life becomes old and functions more poorly as a result of that decline. But humans are the only species that deny some or all of their old age related decline. Just think of cars and you'll see that always happens to us. Immortality is only in silly science fiction novels or films. My own physical being is about ready for the graveyard.

Anyway, I have been thinking about my own old age a little, which I believe started to appear obvious a couple of years ago when I began to have illnesses and see physical and mental decline. It happened instantly to me! Wow! I now understand why "old people" behave the way they do. Alas! I shall give you a few of my own old age onsets so you can live in fear of the same happening to you. (Haha Old people like to frighten young and old ones).

The first thing that happened to me was that sleep became dear, because when old one never really sleeps deeply enough to not be tired. The "he's asleep in the chair again" remarks become more frequent as the person snores at 1 pm while reading or watching TV in a favored chair. Ironically, we oldsters swear those chair naps are the best sleep we get every day. So I say, let us sleep without making us feel guilty about it. I sleep better in a chair or on the sofa than in a bed. In fact, some nights that's how I sleep. There are many other old timers who sleep like that.

Another sign of old age is those doctor's visits. Old people go to the doctor a lot, of their own volition and because medical offices summon them to show up (they don't want us to die in the chair before they bill us for office visits, tests and medications we don't really need). These days I get plenty of snail and E mail requests for medical services. Those "you have been selected for a free hearing test" letters, for example, drive me crazy because my hearing is perfect. Why do they assume every oldie is deaf?

Among the other "he needs this because he is old" services I don't want or need but get constantly are; medic alert bracelets with buzzers to summon help for when "you fall and can't get up"; ED prescriptions; stair elevators for riding instead of walking the stairway; motorized carts to ride instead of walking normally; dating sites for oldies (we old men still want hot young chicks....it's part of our mental decline to think so); Alzheimer and Dementia test referral kits; anti aging wrinkle creams and pills that promise a return to youth; funeral insurance ads (when I die it's not a problem for me for paying for burial. I'll be too dead to worry then);  reverse mortgages, investment accounts and every financial gimmick used to separate oldies from their money because....well...we are old and senile and will never notice anyway.

I better stop ranting about this. I am old and may have a heart attack if I continue. Hmmm maybe I should get one of those medic alert bracelets in case that happens.

Gassing Syria Gets Bombed

I do not like war or military action, but when Syrian dictator Assad gassed his own citizens, including a number of babies and small children, someone had to retaliate for the world, to show that such illegal and inhuman actions can not be tolerated. The past 8 years, under President Obama, the U.S. was a weakling and the world knew it. That president was uninterested and weak willed in handling such  events as the chemical attack on Syrian civilians by their leader (he has done this previously during the Obama Presidency and other than a "warning" from Obama, nothing was done to prevent more such attacks, as this latest one attests).

The U.S. attack severely damaged or destroyed Syrian aircraft and support infrastructure and equipment, reducing the Syrian Government's ability to deliver chemical weapons against it's own people again.  The base that was attacked was used as the staging point for Tuesday's chemical weapons attack on Syrian rebel-held territory. The U.S tried to build a coalition of nations to join in the attack to show the world is united against such behavior, but sadly, most nations are afraid to act or too worried politically to do so. Waiting to convince others to join in was not an option. Thus, the U.S. did the attack alone. No doubt there will be many who denounce the U.S. for the attack, but moral courage requires acting without.

According to the United Nations, there have previously been more than 160 chemical attacks in Syria since the country's civil war began 2011 (when the incompetent Obama was president and the world laughed at the U.S willingness to act morally against war crimes committed by Assad). The  Democratic Party and the media here, which hates Trump and tries to defame his administration at every course, will criticize Trump heavily for the attack, but they were critical before the attack on his "inaction" in Syria.  But the world is a little safer now knowing the U.S. will act militarily when monsters murder their own civilians with poisonous gas.

101st Anniversary Of W.W. I

Today is a big anniversary for the United States that few alive today could ever remember. It's the anniversary of 'The Great War", which began in 1914, but which began for the U. S. April, 6th, 1917. The U.S. Congress declared war on Germany on April 6, 1917, formally bringing the United States into World War I. I am old, but not nearly old enough to have been alive then. I have always thought that W.W. I was the most interesting of all the wars I have studied or read about. World War I changed the world, for more than military means. And sadly, though it was called "the war to end all wars" because it involved most of the world's nations and killed (17 million) so many people, I suspect we have a few more wars on the horizon in most places in the world.

The war was notable for using more advanced industrial technology than any previous war, leading to high numbers of casualties. But those high tech inventions translated well into peace time. Air traffic control, rapid improvements in airplanes, giant ships later used commercially like the air craft carrier, hydrophones, pilot less drones, mobile x ray machines and even the sanitary napkin were all invented during and because of the war. This is not to say we should have a war to spur inventions. That's because tracer bullets, the machine gun, poison gas, the tank and flame throwers were brought about during that war.

But wars are not measured by technology. One of those was the status of women in society forever changed in the U.S. (Uh, this is when women became the boss to we men....) Because women were needed to help in the war effort they were employed in most aspects of the economy and military that fought in the war. Women did what men did before the war and did it just as well, proving that the notion that women were to be seen and treated as inferior was ended in the United States. Because wars are frightening and difficult for societies, they tend to bring us together in effort, and this makes us realize the artificial prejudices and the perceived differences among us should be forgotten even after the war.

Wars should not be forgotten after their conclusion. They should remind us that amidst the worst in humans that those wars display are also moments that show humans are better than the conflicts that they create.

California Confusion

Here's one of those "this must be the apocalypse" stories. It would have been be unbelievable a 8 years ago, pre Obama. But in this age of wrong as right and right is wrong it is a symbol of how sick this society, and many other P.C. western societies are. A new bill was introduced in California's state Senate that requires nursing homes and similar long term care facilities to implement transgender bathroom policies. I'm not kidding! They want transgender bathrooms for the oldies. As if there is a clamor for it there. Better to give the oldies in nursing homes, depends diapers. They don't need or want transgender bathroom.

The bill is said to be likely to pass because....well...crazy is normal in the California left wind bubble of today.  It makes it unlawful to require transgender residents to use the biologically correct bathroom, and prohibits nursing home employees from calling residents anything other than their chosen name and pronoun. The pronoun thing is the California tendency to call people other than a name if they claim they are neither a male of a female. Additionally, nursing homes that assign rooms based on gender will be prohibited from assigning rooms based on biological sex, if the bill passes.

Wow! What would a 90 year old man do if he roomed with a 88 year old woman in one of those nursing homes? Probably fall asleep. I would want to fall asleep a lot if they stuck me in a California nursing home.  Earlier this month a California State Senator Scott Wiener introduced last week the 'Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Long-Term Care Facility Resident’s Bill of Rights', which he says is needed to protect LGBT seniors from discrimination. Section 1 of the bill argues that “many LGBT seniors are members of multiple underrepresented groups, and as a result, are doubly marginalized.” The bill devotes a whole paragraph to defining the term “gender identity” because in California ids based not on an anatomy but on political correctness.

I am not users many of the residents of the nursing home would now which rest room they used five minutes after using it. They probably are content to not pee on themselves and are laughing at the stupidity of their California lawmakers who seem to be full of ----.